Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.