Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.