Way Jokes

"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook."
"I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."
Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?
"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans."
— Ronald Reagan
“My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.”
― Henny Youngman
"I just want someone to look at me the way I look at food."
— Unknown
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
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