"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
"I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up."
"I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it."
"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
"Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!"
"Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy."