I asked my musician friend if he plays by ear.
He said, "Yes, it's a violin. That is how you hold it."
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
When I play my violin it always sounds like it's crying
It's must be too highly strung
What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?
Viola.
My grandpa left me a violin and an oil painting in his will.
When I took them to be valued, I was told that they were by Van Gogh and Stradivarius. Sadly they were worthless as Van Gogh was rubbish at making violins and Stradivarius was an awful painter.
I slapped my violin out of anger, then I got arrested for domestic violins.
The Cuban main violinist's string snapped during a performance. Luckily, he got offered another violin by his American friend.
That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.
What do you call the worlds smallest violin?
Hard to play.
What do you call a communist violin?
The second Fidel.
Silent Violin for Sale
No strings attached.
What did the man do when he dropped his violin?
He quartet...
What’s the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
One has strings and the other has strangs.
What do you call a cow that plays the violin?
Moozart.
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