Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
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