This Jokes

Youโ€™re what Iโ€™m most thankful for this year.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. ๐Ÿ˜
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
I hear this house is hauntedโ€ฆ we better stick together.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
This must be decaf, cause youโ€™re just dreamy!
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? Thatโ€™s odd because Iโ€™m nuts about you.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
"If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again."
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
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