Survive Jokes

"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
Did Texas survive last week's winter storms?
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrly.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
How does the tooth fairy survive a hurricane? She braces for it.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.

If they don't, the country is safe.
Even the most intelligent people can’t survive a day without electricity, like Stephen Hawking.
As a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
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