Solar Jokes

Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
I heard they sent a beer into space, destined to leave the solar system. They called it Interstella Artois.
What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
A solar bear.
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
Son: Father can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? Father: No sun.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
A wind turbine saw a solar panel at an energy convention. He leaned in and shouted, Hey, I’m a big fan!”
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
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