Solar Jokes

A wind turbine saw a solar panel at an energy convention. He leaned in and shouted, Hey, I’m a big fan!”
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
A solar bear.
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
Son: Father can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? Father: No sun.
I heard they sent a beer into space, destined to leave the solar system. They called it Interstella Artois.
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