Shorter Jokes

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
No, they both burn shorter!
Does a green candle burn longer than a pink candle? No they both burn shorter.
Did you hear they are not making yardsticks any longer?
They’re not making them any shorter either.
"As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer." - Robert Quillen"
Why did the bees go on strike? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
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