Sharing Jokes

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
PRIME-mates.
Roses are red, pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large one, I’m not sharing with you.
Did you hear that the singer Seal left a night club event because of the revellers sharing derogatory poems about him?
He was dissed by the prose at a rave.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Roses are red,
Pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large one,
I’m not sharing with you.
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Prime-Mates!
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