Rubber Jokes

What do you call a rubber bumper on a yacht?
A shark absorber.
What do you call a Mexican bear with a rubber toe?
Robearto.
Did you hear about the lowest grade of steak? It's where the rubber meats the road.
“Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot’s mixed ancestry had given him a dexterity of jaw that was truly awesome. He somersaulted happily around the floor, making faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine.”—Terry Pratchett
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
What’s black and white and bounces?
A rubber panda.
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