Roll Jokes

Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
"Have you seen our toilet roll?" asked my wife.
"Don't be silly," I replied.
"A toilet is a stationary object."
Toilet paper plays an important roll in my life, it would be pretty sh**ty without it.
I like to roll peas from the top of a mountain. I always start at the peak.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
After the Palace of Versailles was completed, Louis XIV felt Baroque and roll.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Have you heard the fast gladiator that was a tumor covered in dough?
He was a Roamin' Tumor Roll.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
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