Responsible Jokes

Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
“If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.”
Theodore Roosevelt
My ex-husband was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually responsible for it.
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