Resist Jokes

I couldn't resist this flirty TV remote...
It was an instant turn on.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
My dad hates the ocean, but the other day he bought a boat.
He never could resist a good sail.
Every time I hang out my laundry, I can't resist singing "Nine to Five" ...
Guess that's what I get for using Dolly pegs.
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”- Franklin Jones.
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