Remind Jokes

Remind me not to get into another pillow fight... the risk for a concushion is too big.
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
“It’s weird, all those parenting books my wife made me read, and not one ever hinted that I’d have to remind my son not to touch the dog’s butthole.”

- Jr. Williams.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."
Remind your kids not to overdo it on the pumpkin pie this time of year.
Or they might get autumn'y ache.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Whenever I feel like wining, I remind myself to put a cork in it.
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