Outcome Jokes

โ€œMarriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.โ€ - Jenny Seinfeld
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
Youโ€™ll be called for past interference!
The Importance of a College Education A father is lecturing his son about the importance of a good education. โ€œDad, whatโ€™s the difference between a man with a college degree and a man without?โ€ Said the son. โ€œWell son,โ€ said the father, โ€œyou can perform the same job but the outcome will vary depending if you have a college degree or not!โ€ โ€œHow so?โ€ Asked the Son โ€œYou see, if you rob a man without a college degree you will be prosecuted as a criminal and sent to jailโ€. โ€œWhat if I rob a man after I received a college degree?โ€ Asked the son โ€œIn that case they will address you as Special Agent of the IRS.โ€
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