Nearest Jokes

Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost?
The nearest Shell station.
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."
Why did the firefighters bring a dog along with them?
To help them find the nearest fire hydrant.
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
Twinkle twinkle little star,
Point me to the nearest bar.
"At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom."
— George Carlin
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