Mobile Jokes

What does a caped monkey superhero drive?
A banana-mobile.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. It's a gnocchia.
My mobile phone has a tuneless ring tone. It's chordless.
Why don't skeletons have a mobile? They don't have any body to talk to.
Why does Mr. Potato Head have a mobile?
In case Mr. Onion rings.
I put some salt on my mobile. Now it’s a saxaphone.
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