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Metal Jokes

Mother Puns
My mom is a metalurgist
I asked her the other day: "Which metal do you prefer to work with? Gold or silver?"

She said: "Either ore."
Table Puns
My wife chose a new dining table with a metal frame instead of a wooden one
I complimented her on picking an unteak.
Tableware Puns
My wife was scratching the glass jar with a metal spoon...
It was jarring!!!
Frankenstein Puns
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
History Puns
In which battle did the soldiers form a queue outside a metal box?
The battle of Portaloo.
Witch Puns
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
Band Puns
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?
Sleigh-er.
Closet Puns
I had a few doubts about buying a big metal cabinet to store all my valuables.
Turns out... it was a safe purchase.
Marriage Puns
Two metal workers got married....
It was a beautiful welding.
Utensils Puns
My wife was scratching the glass jar with a metal spoon...
It was jarring!!!
I was on the road yesterday with my metal detector looking for some cutlery....
I found plenty of spoons and knives but I didn't stop, until I hit a fork in the road.
What did the cutlery maker say when he lost some metal?
Silverware?!
Mouth Puns
Did you hear about the guy who got a metal jaw replacement?
I think he just did it for a tin chin.
Thanksgiving Puns
A guy ate only metal bars for thanksgiving
He was gratefull
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