Maintain Jokes

Why was the backstroke done by the squirrel?
โ€œThe squirrel preferred to maintain his nuts dry.โ€
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
โ€œIn order to maintain a wellยญ-balanced perspective, the person who has a dog to worship him should also have a cat to ignore him.โ€ โ€”Peterborough Examiner, Canada
They donโ€™t maintain the outhouses at our campground anymore...
Theyโ€™re real sh** holes.
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