You know you're getting old when your wife says, "Honey, lets run upstairs and make love,"
and you answer, "I can't do both."
After Stalin died, he met the angel of death. The angel explained to Stalin he can only send him to hell but he lets him to choose which hell.
"Do you prefer to burn in a capitalist hell or a communist hell?" It asks him.
I choose the communist one because there will surely be a shortage of coal.
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