Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.