Jokes

What monster plays the most April Foolโ€™s jokes?
Prankenstein!
I donโ€™t always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
Which kind of jokes do gnomes like to tell?
Elf-deprecating puns.
Gnomes donโ€™t understand jokes, they go right over their heads.
Please stop making jokes about little people
How would you feel if a bunch of giants made jokes about you?
โ€œBest Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.โ€
โ€” Unknown
โ€œBest Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.โ€
โ€” Unknown
โ€œA loyal friend laughs at your jokes when theyโ€™re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when theyโ€™re not so bad.โ€
โ€” Arnold H. Glasgow
Irish I had better jokes.
Why didnโ€™t anyone laugh at the gardenerโ€™s jokes?
Because they were too corny!
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
Why can't we make jokes about the cutlery incident?
It's too spoon.
Why do comedians often start their act with peanut butter jokes? They love to warm up the crown by spreading the laughter.
Why are acorns bad at telling jokes? Because they tend to be acorn-y.
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