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Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
"I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."
"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30."
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
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