Who said that the pyramids are the tallest structure in Egypt? They are just between pyra-highs and pyra-lows.
Who fixed people's backs in ancient Egypt?
Cairo practers.
What do you call someone who specialises in Egypt?
A Cairopractor.
In ancient Egypt if you held a stinging insect you were thought to be very attractive
Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder
How were CDs packaged in Ancient Egypt?
Sphinx wrapped
What were cooking shows in ancient Egypt called:
Wok like an Egyptian.
A soldier in ancient Egypt is eating his ice cream and quitting on the army
A deserter having his dessert in the desert about to desert his post.
If Roman Emperor Nero was born in Egypt..
He might have been a Far-o.
How did Cleopatra feel when she learned she was queen of Egypt?
She was in denial
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