Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
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