Dial Jokes

What do you call having your grandma on speed dial? Instagram.
Roses are red
violets are violet.
Here is my number
why donโ€™t you dial it?
What brand of hand soap do telephone operators use? Dial.
I was walking by a yard sale the other day.
I saw a radio for $1. The volume dial was broken but I knew I couldnโ€™t turn that down.
Between Anger and Exasperation A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked: โ€œDad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?โ€ The father replied: โ€œIt is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean.โ€ With that the father went to the telephone and dialed a number at random. To the man who answered the phone, he said: โ€œHello, is Melvin there?โ€ The man answered: โ€œThere is no one living here named Melvin. Why donโ€™t you learn to look up numbers before you dial.โ€ โ€œSee,โ€ said the father to his daughter. โ€œThat man was not a bit happy with our call. He was probably very busy with something and we annoyed him. Now watch.โ€ The father dialed the number again. โ€œHello, is Melvin there?โ€ asked the father. โ€œNow look here!โ€ came the heated reply. โ€œYou just called this number and I told you that there is no Melvin here! Youโ€™ve got a lot of guts calling again!โ€ The receiver slammed down hard. The father turned to his daughter and said: โ€œYou see, that was anger. Now Iโ€™ll show you what exasperation means.โ€ He dialed the same number, and when a violent voice roared: โ€œHello!โ€ The father calmly said: โ€œHello, this is Melvin. Have there been any calls for me?โ€
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