Creatures Jokes

I swear I saw one of those mythical creatures somewhere in the bush; but when I came back, it was uni-gone.
Did you hear about the misbehaving unicorn? Sure, but I never though that these creatures could get so horny.
Which sea creatures cry the most?
Whales!
Zebras usually hold strong opinions. They are very black and white creatures.
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.