Cosmetic Jokes

What cosmetic does DNA put on?
Genetic makeup.
What do you call an East-European cosmetic?
Nail Polish.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
People often stare at my back-alley cosmetic surgery to remove half of my brain...
I have half a mind to tell them where to go.
If anyone has any advice for cosmetic surgery thatโ€™s gone terribly wrong...
My wife is all ears.
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