Black and white Jokes

Question: What is the oldest animal?
Answer: The Zebra, it's still in black and white!
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Whatโ€™s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Whatโ€™s black and white and red all over?
Red white black through tissue samples textiles for making clothes
Whatโ€™s black and white with red spots?
A panda with the measles.
Whatโ€™s black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast?
A panda on roller skates.
Whatโ€™s black and white, has four legs and a trunk?
Two pandas on holiday.
Whatโ€™s black and white and bounces?
A rubber panda.
Whatโ€™s black and white and yellow?
A cowardly panda.
Whatโ€™s black and white and as hard as a rock?
A panda thatโ€™s fallen in cement.
Whatโ€™s black and white and very noisy?
A panda with a set of drums.
Whatโ€™s black and white and stands in the corner?
A naughty panda.
Why do pandas like old movies?
Because theyโ€™re in black and white.
Whatโ€™s black and white and goes round and round?
A panda stuck in a revolving door.
Whatโ€™s black and white and goes up and down?
A panda whoโ€™s stuck in a lift.
Whatโ€™s black and white and red all over?
A sunburned panda.
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