Beatles Jokes

Everyone knows The Beatles, but do you know The Laundry Beatles?
It's members are Paul McCottoney, John Linen, Ringo Starch ... And George Harrison.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
What's an owl's favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
Why did the Beatles stop inviting Ringo to Thanksgiving?
Because he wouldn't share the drumsticks.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What’s a gardener’s favorite Beatles song? Lettuce Be.
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