I've seen a meteor shower,
but never seen a meteor take a bath.
Gave my pet leopard a bath every day. Now he’s spotless.
Saw a sign for bath plugs. I didn’t know that was electric!
Why did the burglar steal a bath? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
A friend of mine was taking a bath when he realised he wasn’t a very good burglar.
When you buy a bigger bathtub....
You have more bath room, but less bathroom.
Two monkeys get in a bath. The first one say’s “ooh ooh aah ooh aah”
The second one say’s “well put some cold water in it then”
Where does the Japanese mafia take a bath?
In a yakuzzi.
Why is it a bad idea to give a cat a bath?
It will surely end in a cat-astrophe.
I tried giving my cat a bath and it sucked...
I couldn't get the fur off my tongue for a week.
My doctor told me to drink two glasses of red wine after a hot bath...
But I can't even finish drinking the hot bath.
I don't understand why Bed Bath & Beyond is considered a non-essential business.
Don't they carry essential oils?