I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
So a rabbit is enjoying some earl grey in his garden when his friend arrives.
His friend says, "Please come back to us."
The rabbit, formerly Jewish, says, "No, sorry, I don't believe anymore."
His friend grabs him by one arm and tugs, saying, "Come with me, come on! You have to join us down at the synagogue! You used to lead us and we miss you!"
Almost dropping his cup due to the tugging, the rabbit rights himself and says, "You almost made me break my favorite cup! Please leave!"
His friend angrily storms off. The rabbit's wife comes out and says, "What was that about?"
The rabbit says, "My friend wanted me to lead the community at the synagogue again, but I would've had to drop the tea."
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