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Halloween Pick Up Lines
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you donโ€™t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
4th of July Pick Up Lines
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
I know youโ€™ve turned me down before, but Iโ€™m asking for an extra shot.
Easter Pick Up Lines
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Christian Pick Up Lines
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
"I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception."
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."
"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
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