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Classic Pick Up Lines
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts Iโ€™d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and thatโ€™s you.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell thatโ€™s the least exciting thing about you. Iโ€™d love to know more.
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me โ€” a very common side effect.
Christian Pick Up Lines
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Corona Virus Jokes
Is it true what they say about the size of a manโ€™s canine teeth?
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? Thatโ€™s odd because Iโ€™m nuts about you.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say โ€œI love you forever, letโ€™s get married.โ€
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
Forget about pumpkin, youโ€™re the only cutie pie I need.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Clothes Pick Up Lines
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
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