What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Dam!
Did you hear about the paddle sale at the boat store? It was quite an oar deal.
When I was young there were only 25 letters in the Alphabet. Nobody new why.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was playing crossy road.
Did you hear about the injured vegetable? Some say he got beet.
Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover their buttquacks.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a bogey in it.
Did you hear the joke about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head!
How do spiders communicate? Through the World Wide Web.
What washes up on very small beaches? Microwaves!
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
What do you call the new girl at the bank? The Nutella!
Learning how to collect trash wasn’t hard.
I just picked it up as I went along.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
"I’ll meet you at the corner!"
What did the sink say to the potty?
You look flushed!
What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
What do you call a very religious person that sleep walks? a Roman Catholic
What did the hamburger name his daughter? Patty!
What is the difference between a school teacher and a train? The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".
What was the seal's favorite subject in school?
ART ART ART!
Did you hear about the new Johnny Depp movie? It's the one rated Arrrr!
Why doesn't iron form a good bond with other metals?
Because it has rust issues!
Why didn't the 11 year old go to the pirate movie? because it was rated arrrrr!
What vehicle has 4 wheels and flies? a garbage truck.
What did Delaware? a New Jersey
Why did the robber take a bath? Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up.
What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs? A cloud!
What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.
What runs but doesn't get anywhere? A refrigerator.
Q: Did you hear the one about the virus?
A: Never mind, I don't want to spread it around.
Where does bad light go? PRISM!
Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned!
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I'm coming down with something!
What is considered the tallest building in the world?
The library, because it has so many stories.
Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window? Because he wanted to see time fly!
What did one aspiring wig say to the other aspiring wig? I wanna get a head!
Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin? They both depend on the batter.
What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move? The road!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
What did one plate say to the other? Dinners on me
What’s a snake’s strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
What’s a good name for a detective?
Mr. E
What the difference between you and a calendar? a calendar has dates.
Did you hear about the paper boy? He blew away
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
PRIME-mates.
Why is Basketball such a messy sport? Because you dribble on the floor!
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