How did the farmer mend his pants? With cabbage patches!
What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it? Post Office!
What game does the sky love to play?
Twister.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
What do bulls do when they go shopping? They CHARGE!
Little Johnny asked his father, "Dad, can you write in the dark?"
His father said, "I think so. What do you want me to write?"
Little Johnny replied, "Oh, just sign this report card for me..."
Why was the robot mad? People kept pushing its buttons.
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