Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture? None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
Did you hear about the hairdresser? She dyed.
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam!
How does a suit put his child into bed?
He tux him in.
How do you drown a Hipster? In the mainstream.
What Do You Call A Bear With No Teeth? A Gummy Bear
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