I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
Why are people buying so much toilet paper because of the corona virus?
Because when one person sneezes, 100 people shit themselves.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
You know what they say... Big Feet.
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
I could tell you a COVID joke...
But it would take two weeks for you to get it.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
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