The government announced that because of COVID, we can have gatherings of up to 5 people without issues.
Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without issues?
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
I am a mean green machine.
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
Me: I'll have a Corona please.
Waiter: *Cough*
Me: Thank you.
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?
Me: Yep.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
What quarantine really taught me?
That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
Turns out my dad who’s a locksmith still has to go to work during lockdown.
He’s a key worker, you see.
What do you get when a raven flies into a group of 18 crows?
Corvid-19.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
You know what they say... Big Feet.
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
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