I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
I wanna bob for your apples.
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?
...it's pretty catchy.
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
You know what they say... Big Feet.
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.