We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
I am a mean green machine.
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?
...it's pretty catchy.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
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