John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.
If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
I wanna bob for your apples.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing but this is as close as I could get.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days?
It's the mask era.
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
Me: I'll have a Corona please.
Waiter: *Cough*
Me: Thank you.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
Who is running the corona virus relief?
WHO??
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
I just asked the wife to get into her nurse's uniform.
She said "Why? Are you feeling horny?"
"No we need bread!"
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
I am a mean green machine.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
What quarantine really taught me?
That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
What does a person with Covid like to drink?
Coughy.
You know what they say... Big Feet.
The government announced that because of COVID, we can have gatherings of up to 5 people without issues.
Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without issues?
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
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