Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
What quarantine really taught me?
That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
What does a person with Covid like to drink?
Coughy.
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
I am a mean green machine.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
What do you get when a raven flies into a group of 18 crows?
Corvid-19.
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
People with 20-20 vision..
Why you didn't warn us before??
I could tell you a COVID joke...
But it would take two weeks for you to get it.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid exposure.....
She’s now my quaranteen.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing but this is as close as I could get.
There’s no trick in these pants.
Turns out my dad who’s a locksmith still has to go to work during lockdown.
He’s a key worker, you see.
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
I just asked the wife to get into her nurse's uniform.
She said "Why? Are you feeling horny?"
"No we need bread!"
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
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