Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing but this is as close as I could get.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
Who is running the corona virus relief?
WHO??
I am a mean green machine.
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
There’s no trick in these pants.
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
I just asked the wife to get into her nurse's uniform.
She said "Why? Are you feeling horny?"
"No we need bread!"
I could tell you a COVID joke...
But it would take two weeks for you to get it.
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?
Me: Yep.
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
I wanna bob for your apples.
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid exposure.....
She’s now my quaranteen.
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?
...it's pretty catchy.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
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