Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
I just asked the wife to get into her nurse's uniform.
She said "Why? Are you feeling horny?"
"No we need bread!"
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
There’s no trick in these pants.
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
What do you get when a raven flies into a group of 18 crows?
Corvid-19.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
Turns out my dad who’s a locksmith still has to go to work during lockdown.
He’s a key worker, you see.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?
...it's pretty catchy.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
What quarantine really taught me?
That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
I wanna bob for your apples.
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid exposure.....
She’s now my quaranteen.
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