“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
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