What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
Slice to meet you.
How do you get a musician off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
“You don’t pepper-own me.”
…and what did the delivery guy say in reply?
“Hey now, don’t get saucy.”
Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?
I never sausage a beautiful face.
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
Cheeses Crust.
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.
What did the pepperoni say to the cook?
You wanna pizza me?
It’s time to think outside the pizza box.
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
Pizza: the only time top-less isn't fun
What pizza do dogs eat?
Puperoni.
How can you tell if you are in love?
If they stole a pizza your heart.
What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?
Fold me close.
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
My pizza jokes can’t be topped!
What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza.
I should have used aloha temperature.
I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day.
He wasn’t happy.
Join us for a slice of fun.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
hat did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?
“Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough!
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie hard.
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of?
Stiff tips.
What did the doughnut say to the pizza?
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.
Why did the hipster burn his lips?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
You and I make a deluxe combo.
Damn, look at that pizza! It's an over panchiever.
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa.
I have been trying to write a new pizza joke…
But I can’t work out the delivery.
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