Nice life preservers.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Permission to board?
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
I perform best when I’m wet.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
You really flipturn me on.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!