You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Nice life preservers.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
You really flipturn me on.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Permission to board?
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.