You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Permission to board?
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
You really flipturn me on.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Nice life preservers.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.