I perform best when I’m wet.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Nice life preservers.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
You really flipturn me on.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Permission to board?
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
