You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
You really flipturn me on.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Nice life preservers.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.