How did Vikings send secret messages?
Norse code
What do you call a Viking who is really good at basketball?
a Vallhalla Balla.
A Viking walked into a bar.
The bartender asked, Why the long ship?
Wanna hear a joke about Vikings?
Never mind, there's Norway you'd laugh at it.
What do you tell the nobles of Scandinavia whenever you're leaving their house?
Viking.
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
When the Vikings discovered America, what did they name it?
Norse America.
Roman soldiers are trained.
But Vikings are Bjorn.
What kind of car does a viking drive?
A fjord
What do you call a group of penniless Viking grave diggers?
The poor norsemen of the necropolis.
What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?
Barberians.
Vikings joke
Why do West Virginia residences love the Vikings?
They catch theilens from their cousins.
It might take a village to raise a child...
but it only takes a viking to raze a village.
Don't send our invitations to a viking themed wedding until the date is set in stone
Or they'll be runed
What do you call a Viking cat call?
Valholla
A viking adds symbols to an axe he has just made ...
" Oh no iv runed it"
What did a viking said to the other after a dad joke?
Aesir what you did there.
Why do companies all around the world fear Vikings?
Because of their skills in hacking
What does vikings call english villages?
Chopping centers.
Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?
He was Bjorn again.
Why do vikings have barcodes on their ships?
Its so they can scan-de-navien
Why were the Vikings such good sailors?
You can lead a Norse to water but you can't make him sink.
There's this video game about an FBI psychologist hunting a Viking Angel of Death....
I believe it's named Valkyrie's Profile.
One night, a Viking called Rudolph the red was looking out of his window when he suddenly said, "It's going to rain."
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the red knows rain, dear."
Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.
Where do southern Viking descendants go after death?
Y'allhalla.
Why did the teacher use the evolution of Thor in viking mythology to teach both literature and Northern European history in her class?
She wanted to demonstrate using a Meta-Thor.
Where did the Viking buy his guitar?
Nordstrom's
My friends and I are starting a disco group.
We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves: The Pillage People.
What is the most popular console with the vikings?
The axe-box
What stories did Vikings tell their children?
Norsery Rhymes
A man goes into a Chinese restaurant and sees people dressed like vikings
"Excuse me, ladies and gentleman. I am a well traveled man and the atmosphere of my excursions must be perfect. I must kindly ask you to leave."
A big, muscular man dressed in Viking armor walked up to the man and said
"Norway"
Who succeeded the Vikings?
The Z-kings
How can you tell if you're at a classy Viking restaurant?
They have Valhallet parking
What do you call a viking who is attracted to both genders?
Biking
Vikings aren't afraid of death.
They know they'll be Bjorn again.
Did you hear about the viking who hit his thumb with a hammer and bit his tongue?
It was Thor.
What is a Vikings favourite letter?
Well obviously it's the C!
Did the Vikings believe in reincarnation?
That's a re-Thorical question.
What was the Vikings favorite song while invading England ?
Heathen flow by Pearl Jam
Why was the viking boxer loved so much
He ragna"rocked" the house
Where does a Viking keep their baby?
In the Norsery."
What does a Muslim Viking say at the movie theater?
Valhalla Snackbar!
What's a Vikings favourite dance?
The Loki cokey.
What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders?
It's either my way or Norway!