Why are Scandinavian women so hot?
The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones.
What did a viking said to the other after a dad joke?
Aesir what you did there.
How did Vikings send secret messages?
Norse code
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man
... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
What was the Vikings favorite song while invading England ?
Heathen flow by Pearl Jam
Roman soldiers are trained.
But Vikings are Bjorn.
What is a Viking's favorite music?
Ragnarock.
Did you hear about the viking cannibal?
He had a Swede-tooth.
What do you call a Viking soldier's trusty steed?
A horse in the force of the Norse, of course.
Why do companies all around the world fear Vikings?
Because of their skills in hacking
What does a Muslim Viking say at the movie theater?
Valhalla Snackbar!
Where did the Viking buy his guitar?
Nordstrom's
There's this video game about an FBI psychologist hunting a Viking Angel of Death....
I believe it's named Valkyrie's Profile.
What did one Viking war paint say to the other?
Poly, you're a Thane.